Turns out Weird Al isn’t as weird as his name implies..


I dont remember Rockos Modern Life being that dirty


*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

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my eating habits are so terrible in the summer its like one day i’ll eat an apple and nothing else and the next i will eat a whole pizza and a cake 

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I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

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Ocean View | by Kenji Kang.


Ocean View | by .

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good vibes ☀


good vibes ☀

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sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

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